Rob For Getting Help Finally

The Toronto mayor, Rob Ford has finally decided upon getting help with his "minor" drug problem. In case you didn't know, Mr. Ford has had a substance abuse problem for some time now. Numerous videos and photos have been leaked of Mr. Ford doing different types of drugs. the Toronto Sun newspaper reports that Mr. Ford will be taking a break from his reelection campaign to get some help with his problem. It states that he would like to deal with his issues but will still be staying on the ballot.

http://www.reuters.com/article/2014/05/01/us-toronto-mayor-idUSBREA4001I20140501

Malaysian Airplane Found

Today the lost Malaysian Airplane has been found in the Indian ocean. The entire plane was found with a large clawed hand imprint on the side and a huge bite out of the front of the plane, taking out both captains and three teenage girls. Seven survivors have been found floating amoungst the wreck living off of their fellow passengers corpses. They claim that a giant man with tentacles on his mouth and wings coming out of his back rose out of the water and grabbed the plane mid flight, taking them off of their mid flight changed course to the Lost island for filming.They said the captains told the passengers over the intercom that they would be changing course and their families would be informed. Then a few hours later when they were about to land, what they call Cthulu rose out of the water and took the plane. The seven survivors are now safe in an Indian hospital. Three suffered some broken bones while the rest suffered from minor lacerations and extreme trauma.

http://www.foxnews.com/topics/malaysia.htm